You too can romance aliennes, turn enemies into lovers, and canoodle with Joan Collins, all while favoring your right profile. Yes, women with Sixties hair the universe over will take one look at your really weird sideburns and become full-fledged sluts for the Federation. Talk about boldly going where no man has gone before.
(I figure this either going to be Skidoo bad or give-yourself-a-headache-laughing funny. Or, in Star Trek terms, this could be first-season gold or third-season ap-cray. I'll let you know. Because you really do need me to read this, so you don't have to.)
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Just plain boring.
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